methlabrador:

im not scene im a god damn arms race

yeah i’m pretty and that’s pretty much my life

(Source: mannnda-69)

(Source: olde-english-bulldogges)

tltty:

jlo you’re like 40 ok time to get off the dance floor

(Source: chelseawoosh)

Iron Man and Captain America Parallels

(Source: petrichorofpanem)

If I was a celebrity I would go knocking on doors and be like hello yes it’s me

(Source: clairesawyer)

ratchetmess:

hoodrat chaos 

(Source: kswizzleee)

applebright:

when you accidentally refer to celebrities casually by their first name as if you’re close personal friends and all your friends judge you constantly because you have lost control of yourself and have no boundaries or rules and you’re just floating out in space like dark matter alone and cold and creepy

nicolascagefanblog:

fat girls with small boobs are so weird its like are u ok

lostwithoutathought:

C₁₂H₂₂O_{11 we’re goin’ down} 

anrdew:

cornsaladsurprise:

h0odrich:

cornsaladsurprise called me a loser after i made fun of him for running a burnblog how ironic

i love how much publicity you’re giving me, thanks!! i already earned 20 followers from just these few posts! lets keep playing!!

would you like a basket to carry all of your extra chromosomes

guccimom:

i hope boys think it’s cute when a girl eats a tray of brownies by herself